That title above was me being a smart ass alec sorry!  So here’s my one-liner review of Urth Cafe, West Hollywood, CA:
Meh.
Yep, that was it!  I’m so descriptive and detailed for an English major, eh?!  Ok, ok, here’s the real review, don’t get all angry.
Urth Cafe is most well known for it organic coffee and [...]

because they were abnormally delicious.  Not like “hi, we’re delicious chips” sort of chips, but more like, “eat us, we’re made with crack” kind of chips and now that the bag’s gone and I can no longer do a drug analysis, I am left simply with an ominous and somewhat forlorn feeling.  Maybe it was [...]